I'm 43 years old and my period is 5 days late. My youngest is 10. My oldest is 17. What kind of hell on earth am I looking at?
I'll be the oldest mom at everything. Everyone will ask if they are my grandchild.
I haven't changed a diaper for 7 years.
I don't know if my poor little boobies can take another year of a child hanging off of them.
I don't know if I can survive the up all nights, the pooping, the Terrible Two's.
I don't know if I can take a 50 pound weight gain, more stretch marks, debilitating heartburn.
I don't know if I can take another natural childbirth at home.
How am I supposed to get back into shape? How am I supposed to run a couple of Ragnars next year?
I will be 61 years old when this child graduates from high school. 61!!! That's only 4 years till retirement!
If I have one do I have to have another so they don't grow up as an only child?
The maturation talks.
Scared of the dark.
Teaching them to read.
I was hoping to finally get out of PTA.
Maybe it's menopause.