Monday, November 21, 2011

Late

I'm 43 years old and my period is 5 days late.  My youngest is 10.  My oldest is 17.  What kind of hell on earth am I looking at? 

I'll be the oldest mom at everything.  Everyone will ask if they are my grandchild.

I haven't changed a diaper for 7 years. 

I don't know if my poor little boobies can take another year of a child hanging off of them.

I don't know if I can survive the up all nights, the pooping, the Terrible Two's.

I don't know if I can take a 50 pound weight gain, more stretch marks, debilitating heartburn. 

I don't know if I can take another natural childbirth at home.

How am I supposed to get back into shape?  How am I supposed to run a couple of Ragnars next year?

I will be 61 years old when this child graduates from high school.  61!!!  That's only 4 years till retirement!

If I have one do I have to have another so they don't grow up as an only child?

The braces. 

The maturation talks. 

Kindergarten. 

Immunizations. 

First date. 

Baptism. 

Scared of the dark.

Teaching them to read.

Preschool.

High School.

Junior High.

I was hoping to finally get out of PTA.


eep.

Maybe it's menopause.



3 comments:

  1. IDK about that Duggars are having their 20th...and she's how old?!

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